“Marketing's Magic 9

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1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: ' I am very rich. Marry me! ' - That's Direct Marketing

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, ' He's very rich. Marry him.' - That's Advertising

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say, ' Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me.' - That's Telemarketing

4. You're at a party and you see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie. You walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride and then say, 'By the way, I'm rich. Will you 'Marry Me?' - That's Public Relations

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, 'You are very rich! 'Can you marry ! Me?' - That's Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, 'I am very rich. Marry me!' She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That's Customer Feedback

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, 'I am very rich. Marry me!' And she introduces you to her husband. - That's demand and supply gap

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: 'I'm rich. Will you marry me?' and she goes with him - That's competition eating into your market share

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: 'I'm rich, Marry me!' your wife arrives. - That's restriction for entering new markets

Let me add one more to the Magic 9 and make it a 10:
10. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and ask her, 'What's your ideal man like? Must he be rich for you to marry him?' - That's doing a market survey